PMS

Top Ten Things PMS Stands For
(Note: In America, PMS normally stands for "Pre-Menstrual
Syndrome." It has become something of a joke that women
get miserable just before that time of the month.)

1. Pissy Mood Syndrome
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Potential Murder Suspect
10. Plainly, Men Suck

What to say to a woman who has PMS:
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

Hi Guys...

What's is the difference between a Pitbull and a woman with PMS?

Lipstick!!

Gotta Love you guys, The Redhead

0615 here in NZ. Still dark and it's pouring with rain.
Never mind, I've just checked out the Forum, replies to my posts and the two new funnies above.
Plenty of smiles guys. Thanks for starting my day off goodly !
Now for a nice cup of tea.

Coastie,

A bit of crumpet with your tea?

Goodness me Darryl, none of thar sort of carry-on on a Sunday !!!!!!

You mean New Zealand's airlines count crumpet as carry-on? There's a pun here on carrion, but I'll give the honors to you.