Andy Rooney on the differences between men & women

Andy Rooney On Morning Differences :

"Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, 'How can he want me the way I look in the morning?' It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve."

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In the list of New Posts that came up, this one was listed, followed by the one that is titled, "Nut Widths."

"I guess that works," I said to myself.