It's Not So Great Being A Geezer Because...........

People laugh at your underpants.
Your toenails go yellow.
Your ears get bigger as you age (true !).
Nasal hair !!
The high cost of optometrist's visits and correcting lenses.
Hangovers last longer.
The missus grows a beard.
Looming incontinence !!!!!!!!
All the pretty young things are putting out, and they didn't when you were a teen !
Your taxes are subsidising useless bastards who make a career out of welfare.
Your doctors only a little older than your grand-kids, and he doesn't wear a suit.
Counter jerks in music stores know shit-all.
The fear of all the temptations out there to lure your grandchildren.
P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't believe how old your heroes are now.
You get cranky and fall in love with Cher.
Deadshit kids badmouth your favourite music.

Come on in folks.............

HEY I got censored !!!!!

Glop-all ?????????

Jesus Coastie that's too much info.Thanks for sharing and all but keep it to yourself will ya.
Gross!
Benee Wafers

Benee.

I blame Mad magazine !!

coastie99 said:

HEY I got censored !!!!!

Glop-all ?????????

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Funny.....here I thought this was another kiwi-ism, but it's a word censor I set up when the forum first went public. :lol:

OK Don,

I've got to know what the word was so I don't slip up and say it? Come on, you can tell me.

West

Hint : Politicians are full of it, and it ain't hot air.
Although, a certain kind of "hot air" is closely associated with it !

here's another hint: the difference between cowboy boots and politician boots is that with cowboy boots, this stuff is on the outside. 8)

Ok ok, I'm with ya'll.................the dreaded DUNG!

West