When does life begin?

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A Catholic Priest, Presbyterian Minister and Rabbi were each asked whendos life begin.

The Priest said life begins at conception.

The Minister said life begins at birth.

The Rabbi looked at them and informed them they were both wrong.

"Life begins when the dog dies and the kids leave home," said the Rabbi.
 

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West R Lee said:
Amen to that brother! How those wrist watches doin? :)

West

Fine, West - soon I'll need to change them back to standard time :)
 

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You know...................all kidding aside, they had a girl on "That's Incredible" that played guitar quite well with no arms....she placed it on the floor and played with her toes. Kinda reminds me of you Squawker :p

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My younger daughter (no disabilities) can remove a banana from a bunch, pick it up, peel it, and eat it - all with her feet. We call her Monkeyfeet. I can only do stuff like that when I alter the photos :)
 

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My younger daughter (no disabilities) can remove a banana from a bunch, pick it up, peel it, and eat it - all with her feet. We call her Monkeyfeet. I can only do stuff like that when I alter the photos :)
 
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