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Q:How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Just one. He holds the bulb to the socket, starts drinking, and waits for the room to start spinning.

Q:How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Just one. He holds the bulb to the socket, and waits as the world spins around him.

Q:How many USC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to share the credit.

Q:How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Only one, but the bulb has got to want to be changed.
 

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Q: How many people from Toronto does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two; one to buy the light bulb, and one to go to New York and see how they do it there.

Q: How many bluegrassers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four; one to do it, and three to complain that it's electric.
 

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geezah said:
Q: How many bluegrassers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four; one to do it, and three to complain that it's electric.

Or the variation...

Q: How many Guild Geezers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to talk about how much better the Westerly bulbs were.
 

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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 13. One to change the bulb and 12 to be on the guest list!
 

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fronobulax said:
geezah said:
Q: How many bluegrassers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four; one to do it, and three to complain that it's electric.

Or the variation...

Q: How many Guild Geezers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to talk about how much better the Westerly bulbs were.
:lol: :lol: :D :roll: :lol: :mrgreen: :lol: :) :lol:
 

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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb, four to write the environmental impact statement.
 

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dreadnut said:
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb, four to write the environmental impact statement.
With apologies in advance...

Q: How many Califronians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Everybody knows they screw in hot tubs.
 

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fronobulax said:
dreadnut said:
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb, four to write the environmental impact statement.
With apologies in advance...

Q: How many Califronians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Everybody knows they screw in hot tubs.
Names, Dude! I need names! And phone numbers if you've got 'em!
 
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