Little Johnny & The New Baby.

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Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately,the baby was born without ears.

When mother and the new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left the house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears, or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they got back home.

Little Johnny told his dad that he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said. "What a beautiful baby".

"Why, thank you Johnny" said the mother.

"He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands", said Little Johnny.
"And a cute little nose and really lovely eyes. Can he see ?

Why, yes", said the mother. "We are so thankful, the doctor said he'll have 20/20 vision".

That's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses !"
 

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Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately,the baby was born without ears.

When mother and the new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left the house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears, or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they got back home.

Little Johnny told his dad that he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said. "What a beautiful baby".

"Why, thank you Johnny" said the mother.

"He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands", said Little Johnny.
"And a cute little nose and really lovely eyes. Can he see ?

Why, yes", said the mother. "We are so thankful, the doctor said he'll have 20/20 vision".

That's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses !"
 
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