Ed was in trouble

Bing k

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Ed was in trouble....
After 35 years of marriage, Ed had forgotten his wife's birthday.
When his wife asked him if she was getting anything special, he
turned pale and reluctantly admitted that he'd completely
forgotten and asked rather meekly what he could do to make up for it.
His wife was furious and said "well, you can make up for it by
making sure that when I come home from work tomorrow, there's something for me sitting in the driveway that'll go from
zero-to-200 in less than six seconds."

When she got home the next day, she found a bathroom scale
sitting in the middle of the driveway.

Ed's funeral will be held this Friday...it'll be closed-casket.
 
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