Butt Measurement

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>> Butt measurement.....
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>> A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day
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>> And the man looks over at his wife and says:
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>> "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
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>> I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
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>> With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape
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>> And measured the grill and then went over to
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>> Where his wife was working
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>> And measured his wife's bottom.
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>> "Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"
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>> The woman chose to ignore her husband.
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>> Later that night in bed,
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>> The husband is feeling a little frisky.
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>> He makes some advances towards his wife
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>> Who completely brushes him off.
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>> "What's wrong?" he asks.
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>> She answers: " Do you really think
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>> I'm going to fire up this big grill
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>> For one little weenie ?"
>> :shock:
 

Darryl Hattenhauer

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Steely,

Did you hear about the woman who told her husband that his organ was too small? He told her he didn't like playig it in a cathedral.
 
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