Steelpickin'
Senior Member
>> Butt measurement.....
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>> A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day
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>> And the man looks over at his wife and says:
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>> "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
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>> I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
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>> With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape
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>> And measured the grill and then went over to
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>> Where his wife was working
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>> And measured his wife's bottom.
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>> "Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"
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>> The woman chose to ignore her husband.
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>> Later that night in bed,
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>> The husband is feeling a little frisky.
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>> He makes some advances towards his wife
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>> Who completely brushes him off.
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>> "What's wrong?" he asks.
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>> She answers: " Do you really think
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>> I'm going to fire up this big grill
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>> For one little weenie ?"
>> :shock:
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>>
>> A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day
>>
>>
>> And the man looks over at his wife and says:
>>
>>
>> "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
>>
>>
>> I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
>>
>>
>> With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape
>>
>>
>> And measured the grill and then went over to
>>
>>
>> Where his wife was working
>>
>>
>> And measured his wife's bottom.
>>
>>
>> "Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"
>>
>>
>> The woman chose to ignore her husband.
>>
>>
>> Later that night in bed,
>>
>>
>> The husband is feeling a little frisky.
>>
>>
>> He makes some advances towards his wife
>>
>>
>> Who completely brushes him off.
>>
>>
>> "What's wrong?" he asks.
>>
>>
>> She answers: " Do you really think
>>
>>
>> I'm going to fire up this big grill
>>
>>
>> For one little weenie ?"
>> :shock: