Give Romney another Chance

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It's just a joke

It's graduation day for the all-black Bedford Stuyvesant High School, and
the kids are all getting diplomas except for Rodney. He's their star
basketball player, who could have gotten a full scholarship to go to any
school in the country, but since he didn't pass enough classes, he wasn't
even going to graduate.

As the diplomas are being handed out, Rodney shows up, and all the kids
start chanting, "Give Rodney a chance, give Rodney a chance."

So the principal says, "Okay, Rodney. If you can answer this question, I'll
gives you a diploma and you can graduate. What is three plus two?"

Rodney replies, "Eight."

The principal says, "No, it is five. You can't graduate."

The crowd chants, "Give Rodney another chance, give Rodney another chance."

The principal says, "Okay, Rodney. If you can answer this question, I'll
gives you a diploma and you can graduate. What is five minus one?"

Rodney replies, "Two."

The principal says, "Sorry, Rodney, it is four. You can't graduate."

The crowd chants, "Give Rodney another chance, give Rodney another chance."

The principal says, "Okay, Rodney, this your last chance... what is three
times three?"

Rodney answers, "Nine."

The crowd pauses... and then they start chanting, "Give Rodney another
chance... give Rodney another chance..."

It's just a joke
 

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Romney will stay in it unless he stumbles like his father did years ago when he claimed he'd been 'brainwashed'...another of the (many) low moments in US politics;

Al Gore and the internet remark,
Michael Dukakis w/ head sticking out of the tank hatch... talk about Alfred E. Newman ...
GW Bush landing on the carrier: 'all done!'
Billy and the Girlie: "I did not have .... "
GBSr yakking on the Japanese prime minister.
Gerry Ford falling down the airplane steps
Jimmy Carter lusting in his heart ... but not his pants

LB Johnson "We will not send American boys to do what Asian boys should be doing at home..."
RM Nixon: "I have a secret plan to end the war".

:evil: :lol: :evil: :lol: :evil: :lol: :evil: :lol: :evil:
 

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capnjuan said:
Gerry Ford falling down the airplane steps

That was funny.

ford_falling.jpg
 

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:lol: Let's not forget Ford on the golf tour and the innocent bystander (hey, look what I did.... and he was a Republican).....or Clinton smoking dope, but he didn't inhale. :lol: :lol: :lol: Yep, Ford was a real ballerina.

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Graham said:
Actually closer inspection looks to show at least three smiley faces at that one. Even the Mrs. has a smirk.
Yes, it was funny; Charlie Chaplin / Peter Sellers / Chevy Chase stuff ... didn't hurt him politically as much as letting the Dickster off the hook and the 'WIN' buttons ... like we were all gonna put on the buttons and charge off and cause prices to get in line with wages ........... really? Smoking it Jerry?
 

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West R Lee said:
:lol: Let's not forget Ford on the golf tour and the innocent bystander ... or Clinton smoking dope, but he didn't inhale.
I could 'forgive' Ford for being clumsy because I thought that what we saw was what we got. But, oddly, same w/ Mr. Bill; he had a roll of dimes in his pants from the beginning ...
 

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But if Hillry is elected you'll have to change again.......that would be unauthorized use of a presidential portrait.

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I like what Jay Leno said when Clinton first got elected: "Oh great, now the Marine Band Commandant is really peeved, they had to change the official song to "Inhale to the chief" :lol:
 
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