A fellow bought a parrot from a local pet shop, and when he got it home he discovered it had a habit of using filthy language. He was a little dismayed and tried to teach the bird some better phrases and words but he just wasn’t having an effect on the bird. In fact the parrot was starting to curse and swear at the guy and everyone who came into the house. Finally, when the bird was in a flurry of four-letter words, in a fit of frustration the man grabbed the parrot from its perch and slammed it into his freezer! He left it there for a few minutes and then retrieved the bird and put him back on his perch. The effect was startling! The bird not only stopped using profanity, but he looked at the guy and actually apologized for causing so much trouble. He promised he wouldn’t swear anymore and would do all he could to avoid embarrassing the fellow ever again. Then the bird looked at the man and said, “One question, please. What the hell did that chicken say?!”
Foul-mouthed Parrot
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Graham
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Guildmark said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Two old married couples were having dinner together at one of their homes. When dinner was over, the ladies cleared the table and went into the kitchen to wash the dishes -- leaving the two old men at the table.
Harry turns to Howard and says, "Last night, the wife and I went to the best restaurant in the world. The food was outstanding and the service was exceptional!"
Howard asks, "What was the name of it."
Harry paused, his memory failing him. He thought and thought. After a few moments, he asked Howard, "What is the name of that flower... you know the one -- the women love it, it smells really nice and it has thorns?"
Howard thinks a moment and answers, "A rose?"
"Yes -- that's it," Harry nods his head and turns towards the kitchen shouting, "Rose -- what was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
Harry turns to Howard and says, "Last night, the wife and I went to the best restaurant in the world. The food was outstanding and the service was exceptional!"
Howard asks, "What was the name of it."
Harry paused, his memory failing him. He thought and thought. After a few moments, he asked Howard, "What is the name of that flower... you know the one -- the women love it, it smells really nice and it has thorns?"
Howard thinks a moment and answers, "A rose?"
"Yes -- that's it," Harry nods his head and turns towards the kitchen shouting, "Rose -- what was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
A clown and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender looks at 'em and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
JerryR
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dreadnut said:
No, it was just a wise-quack :mrgreen:
coastie99
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JerryR said:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: