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Had fun at the local open stage recently. I planned to do a 2-song tribute to Leonard Cohen to mark his induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (Cohen’s is not the first name that comes to mind when I think of R & R, but that’s another matter).

I began with “First we take Manhattan”. After the first verse the vocal mic boom started to droop, very slowly. I did my best to follow it. By the time the host noticed and made his way to the stage, I was on my knees. The host slowly raised the boom again, and I followed it up, without missing a beat. Don’t know why the boom misbehaved – it had been fine for several previous singers. The audience loved it - you can imagine the comments!

In keeping with the “Rockin’ Lennie” theme, I then did a speeded-up, barre-chord rendition of “Suzanne”, complete with Chuck Berry duck-walk and guitar-hero posturing (or at least, the best posturing a 3B* guy can manage). Got the most applause that I’ve ever had.

*Bearded, balding, bespectacled
 

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Ross said:
Had fun at the local open stage recently. I planned to do a 2-song tribute to Leonard Cohen to mark his induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (Cohen’s is not the first name that comes to mind when I think of R & R, but that’s another matter).

I began with “First we take Manhattan”. After the first verse the vocal mic boom started to droop, very slowly. I did my best to follow it. By the time the host noticed and made his way to the stage, I was on my knees. The host slowly raised the boom again, and I followed it up, without missing a beat. Don’t know why the boom misbehaved – it had been fine for several previous singers. The audience loved it - you can imagine the comments!

In keeping with the “Rockin’ Lennie” theme, I then did a speeded-up, barre-chord rendition of “Suzanne”, complete with Chuck Berry duck-walk and guitar-hero posturing (or at least, the best posturing a 3B* guy can manage). Got the most applause that I’ve ever had.

*Bearded, balding, bespectacled

Did the mic. boom smell of alcohol ?

Maybe it had brewer's droop !

Immersion in a Viagra solution would be most efficacious.
 

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The Guilds of Grot said:
Got video?

Unfortunately not. It was one of those moments that will live only in memory.

The Viagra/Cialis catcalls flew thick & fast. Personally, I blame an unexpected increase in gravity (I say the same thing whenever I step on the weigh scales) :D

cheers
R
 

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Scratch said:
You da man, Ross! Sure would like to see/hear ya in action...

Thanks. I'd like to see you, as well.

Maybe we can rig up a "Virtual Song Circle" :)
 

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Way to be in the moment, Ross! Great reaction in what could've been a crummy situation.
 
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