GIRLS: WIN A RIDE ON " DIRTY JACK'S " HAWG (HAWGHEAVEN)

Jeff

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Ran across this ad on Craiglsist, caused me to chuckle.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/rnr/723573834.html

"THATS RITE GIRLS YOU CAN WIN A RIDE WITH 'OL DIRT HERE ON A REAL HARLEY DAVIDSON

MOTORCYCLE, THE 'OL HAWG!!!! I KNOE YUZ GITTIN TIRED OF TAKIN THE BUS WITH THE

PRICE OF GAS THEEZ DAYS. CANT RUN YER CAR AND ALL. THIS IL GIT YA A CHANCE TO

GIT SUM FRESH AIR AND ALL. SO ANYHOWZ, JEST SEND 'OL DIRT HERE AN EMAIL

ESPLAININ TO ME WHY YA WANT A RIDE ON THE HAWG AND THE BEST ONE GETS A RIDE ON

MY HAWG. JEST SEND ME THE EMAIL AND A NAKID PITCHER OF YERSELF AND 'OL DIRT

HERE GIT RITE ON IT. GOOD LUCK GIRLS!!!!!!

" DIRTY JACK "
 

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JerryR said:
AH REKIN THAT THURS A SCAM. HE AINT GOT NO INTENTION OF GIVIN THEM GALS A RIDE ON HIS HAWG - HES JUST AFTER THEM SENDIN HIM THUR NEKKID PICKCHERS :mrgreen:

WAL AH REKKIN ITS WURTH A TRY :twisted:
Good luck, then, Jack, er.... I mean, Jerry.
 

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How much ya wanna bet the best looking one happens to write the best paper? :twisted: And Dr. Ruth may write a thesis worthy of Willie Shakespeare, but won't get to check his oil?

West
 

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Guildmark said:
JerryR said:
AH REKIN THAT THURS A SCAM. HE AINT GOT NO INTENTION OF GIVIN THEM GALS A RIDE ON HIS HAWG - HES JUST AFTER THEM SENDIN HIM THUR NEKKID PICKCHERS :mrgreen:

WAL AH REKKIN ITS WURTH A TRY :twisted:
Good luck, then, Jack, er.... I mean, Jerry.


Shucks - I've only had 237 replies and one of them was a picture of a sheep signed 'love Gary' :roll:
 

West R Lee

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That's BBBBAAAAAAA.......D!

How you doin' Coastman? Closing in on the dead of winter there, aren't you mate?

West
 

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West R Lee said:
That's BBBBAAAAAAA.......D!

How you doin' Coastman? Closing in on the dead of winter there, aren't you mate?

West

Doin' fine West.

Winter Solstice here today...... and the rain's bucketing down, which is a good thing. Our hydro lakes are severely depleted; it's been a very dry Autumn/early Winter Newsyland-wide.
 

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Hooray - it's silly signs time again :D

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

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