Bride-to-be

dreadnut

Gone But Not Forgotten
Gone But Not Forgotten
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One week before their wedding, the groom says "Honey, you need to know something. I'm a golf fanatic. I golf every chance I get. I'm on three leagues during the week and I golf all day every Saturday and every Sunday. I figured you need to know this about me before we get married so there won't be any surprises and you know exactly what you're getting into, because I don't want any problems once we're married."

After a moment, she said "Well, honey, seeing as we're laying it all out on the table here, I have a confession to make too: I'm a hooker!"

"No problem", he says, "just open up your stance slightly and rotate your hands a little to the left!"
 
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