Another Apple Technology Breakthrough

Scratch · Jul 28, 2008

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that
can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699,
depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social
breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring
at their breasts and not listening to them.

Graham · Jul 28, 2008

Scratch said:
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699,
depending on cup and speaker size.

Is that for one or a pear?

hansmoust · Jul 28, 2008

Graham said:
Is that for one or a pear?

No, it's an Apple!

Sincerely,

Hans Moust
www.guitarsgalore.nl

JerryR · Jul 29, 2008

Are we men allowed to twiddle the tuning knobs while listening :roll:

cjd-player · Jul 29, 2008

Graham said:
Scratch said:

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699,
depending on cup and speaker size.

Click to expand...

Is that for one or a pear?

There will have to be two for true stereo sound. :mrgreen:

Could be nasty (or entertaining

) if they're wired out of phase. :shock:

Of course this will be followed by the iBut for surround sound.

dreadnut · Jul 29, 2008

That should help us guys keep abreast of the current music...

Graham · Jul 29, 2008

cjd-player said:
Of course this will be followed by the iBut for surround sound.

Shirley you mean the iButt?

Of course it has digital inputs, bit I ain't goin' there. :shock:

Guildmark · Jul 29, 2008

I wouldn't go there even with your digit!

West R Lee · Jul 29, 2008

Gosh I wish you guys could stay on topic! Sheesh. Are the iTits AC, DC or AC/DC?

West

dreadnut · Jul 29, 2008

Gee whiz, West. my least favorite band, AC-DC :evil: Like fingernails on chalkboard.

I bet they'll play 38 Special though!

Tim · Jul 29, 2008

cjd-player said:
Of course this will be followed by the iBut for surround sound.

Just to clear up a little confusion the ibutt's actually a subwoofer.

Tim.

Graham · Jul 29, 2008

Guildmark said:
I wouldn't go there even with your digit!

What a wing man.

cjd-player · Jul 30, 2008

West R Lee said:
Gosh I wish you guys could stay on topic! Sheesh. Are the iTits AC, DC or AC/DC?

West

I think they're motion powered ... ya know, like the wrist watches.

Scratch · Jul 30, 2008

Some use AAA batteries, some AA, some size D...

cjd-player · Jul 30, 2008

:?: How many batteries would the CN Tower Girl require? :?:

Now you all know it was just a matter of time. I thought it would have happened by now.

dreadnut · Jul 30, 2008

Of course the sound you'll get all depends on whether you install tweeters, midrange, or woofers.

I think the CN Tower gal would need woofers :lol:

JerryR · Jul 30, 2008

dreadnut said:
Of course the sound you'll get all depends on whether you install tweeters, midrange, or woofers.

I think the CN Tower gal would need woofers :lol:

Woof woof :!: :twisted:

JerryR · Jul 30, 2008

West R Lee said:
Gosh I wish you guys could stay on topic! Sheesh. Are the iTits AC, DC or AC/DC?

West

If your a guy and like them you're AC and if not you're DC (reverse case for wimmin :mrgreen:

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