I Have Decided To Run For President

West R Lee

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HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the
official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to
straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Walmart' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire
on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check
positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you
steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences.
If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you
chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat.
A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you
better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get.
Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in
November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!


West R Lee.....with a little help from Bill Cosby.







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Standing here above the Rio Grande, Mr President. Piece on Safety. Awaitin your orders, sir!
 

West R Lee

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Stand down airman, they're not accustomed to the rapids in the Rio Grande. Let's let some of this rain settle down. We don't want 'em to drown, just want 'em on their side of the fence.

West
 

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West R Lee said:
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:



(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire
on SOUTHBOUND aliens.





West R Lee.....with a little help from Bill Cosby.

Excuse me Mr Pres, We got two borders ya know & up North there's a whole bunch of pesky Canuck Weed Farmers & Smugglers causing all sorts of problems.
Seven billyun cottage industry,

Canucks are lookin to legalize the stuff. We gotta do something, either that or pass a law requiring Graham to bring better party favors to Arlington this year.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7556094.stm
 

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West R Lee said:
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you
steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences.
If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you
chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

What do ya get for traffic violations :?: :wink:

Jim - you got my vote :) Ah shayut - I can't, I'm a darn forriner :cry:
 

West R Lee

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JerryR said:
West R Lee said:
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you
steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences.
If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you
chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

What do ya get for traffic violations :?: :wink:

Jim - you got my vote :) Ah shayut - I can't, I'm a darn forriner :cry:

If you drive drunk and kill someone, you get dragged behind the car like Chevy Chase did the dog on vacation.

West
 
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