90th birthday present...

[taabru45]

He was healthy and for his 90th birthday his son wanted to do something very special for him...So he arranged for a sexworker to call on his dad, and to help him celebrate his birthday.
Mid afternoon the doorbell rang, and there was this very attractive younger woman standing there, and the old man, not knowing about the surprise asked what she was doing there. She replied "Happy birthday, I'm here to give you some super sex!"
Well, the old man was delighted, and he replied, "Its my 90th birthday......I'll take the soup.
:lol: Maybe one day, we'll have our day. Steffan

 

[kitniyatran]

Afraid I had to think about that for a couple of seconds; it was a good pun, though! :lol:

 

[taabru45]

Why? Did you have to find out what kind of soup first? Kidding....I'd take the soup! :lol: :lol: Steffan

 

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"Must be jelly, 'cause soup don't shake like that!"

 

[coastie99]

"Must be jelly, 'cause soup don't shake like that!"

Good one De !

This afternoon ( Sunday ) will become Hound Dog Taylor Memorial Afternoon at Maison Coastie.
The neighbours should consider an afternoon of retail therapy !!

And I'd better go and get plenty of beer.