cjd-player
Senior Member
In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
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On a Church's Bill board:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tire Store
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Non-smoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
**************************
On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
**************************
On a Church's Bill board:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tire Store
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
**************************
On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Non-smoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'