I found this Guild T-shirt on line but I feel like I'm walking down the street shouting or screaming it out. Kinda like I'm a walking billboard or WRITING IN ALL-CAPS!! I would think that the graphics should be 50 to 75% smaller than this.
tonepoet,
You might consider a diet of bananas, and milkshakes, and in short order you will be 50 to 75% larger, which should solve your problem.
RBSinTo