So you think you're Pun-ny?

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Post your most ridiculous puns here ...

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GAD’s worst nightmare has just come true.

Man, do I hate puns.

In the video game The Last of Us, Ellie finds a pun book in a trashed book store in the apocalyptic wasteland and tortures Joel throughout the game with stupid puns. My daughter and I are going to ComicCon as Joel and Ellie and I bought her an Etsy artist-made copy of the pun book. I look forward to the torment.

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Man, do I hate puns.

In the video game The Last of Us, Ellie finds a pun book in a trashed book store in the apocalyptic wasteland and tortures Joel throughout the game with stupid puns. My daughter and I are going to ComicCon as Joel and Ellie and I bought her an Etsy artist-made copy of the pun book. I look forward to the torment.

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Will there be a photo of you two in costume?
 

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^Just missed a better wording... " Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall "

Note how " the mall" could be " them all " with a letter shift.

Sorry. Nit picking.
 

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Or "seen a mall" can sound like "seen 'em all".

Six of one, half dozen of another...
 

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Make up your own joke about identical twins raised in different cultures and the response to a grandparent who wanted to know what the other twin looked like. They were told that if they had seen Juan they had seen Amal.
 

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^Just missed a better wording... " Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall "

Note how " the mall" could be " them all " with a letter shift.

Sorry. Nit picking.
4 for $10 was incorrect, should be 2 for $5. Sign of the Times thread:rolleyes:
 
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