Aparently tutors is needed reel bad!

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/edu/2505471600.html

:lol: :lol: :lol: Job pays $30/hr. too!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Goes reel good with morning coughee!

Joe

At least this person KNOWS that they need a spelling tutor, right?

Dave

TUTOR TEST - Please choose the correct answer below.

a) There resume
b) They're resume
c) Their resume

a) Tutors is needed
b) Tutors be needed
c) Tutors are needed

Test will be graded on a curve.
Thanks you.

At least, it didn't post for Tudors....which could have taken us in a WHOLE different direction...... 8) :lol:

Toni, when did we need an excuse to go in a whole different direction?

Is needs me a tudor.

davismanLV said:

TUTOR TEST - Please choose the correct answer below.

a) There resume
b) They're resume
c) Their resume

a) Tutors is needed
b) Tutors be needed
c) Tutors are needed

Test will be graded on a curve.
Thanks you.

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It's a darn shame their is no ways to put a responses like these on the Craigslist ad. :twisted:

dapmdave said:

At least this person KNOWS that they need a spelling tutor, right?
Dave

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And not only competent but lenient too. :?

I've got a 20 month old 'tooter'. Maybe thats what they meant so I'll just load her up with the bananas and rice before she goes for the innervew.

:lol: Y'all should live in East Texas! This ad is actually quite eloquent. :lol:

West

I coulda posted a response on CL, but I knew I'd have a lot more fun with it here on LTG! :lol:

West R Lee said:

:lol: Y'all should live in East Texas! This ad is actually quite eloquent. :lol:
West

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I hope you don't use that kind of language when there's ladies present.

Shoulda used the spell chequer I guess!

Eye halve a spelling chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Yore sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.

A chequer is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling chequer's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is chequed with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl are purr fact now
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting words too pleas.

-- Sauce Unknown

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