The speaker for the evening asked the crowd "So how many of you make love with your spouse at least twice a week?" A couple hands went up. "Once a week?" A few more hands in the air. "Once or twice a month?" Several more hands shot up.
"OK, how about once a year?" One old boy in the back raised his hand and started flailing it around like a schoolkid who wants to be picked for something special.
The speaker said "Really, you and your wife only make love once a year? What are you so excited about?"
Old boy announces with a big smile on his face: "Tonight's the night!"
"OK, how about once a year?" One old boy in the back raised his hand and started flailing it around like a schoolkid who wants to be picked for something special.
The speaker said "Really, you and your wife only make love once a year? What are you so excited about?"
Old boy announces with a big smile on his face: "Tonight's the night!"