Little old lady in Burns, TN was doing 65 in a 40 when a State Trooper met her going in the opposite direction. He did a double take and realized she was knitting as she drove. He thought, "I need to stop her and give a kind but firm lecture on safe driving" so he wheels around catches up to her and decides to leave his flashing lights off. He pulls along side her and sure enough she driving with a knitting needle in her hand and material dangling all over steering wheel down into her lap. The State Trooper rolls his window down and calmly points to the side of the road snd says, "pull over" snd she just smiles and nodds and keeps on driving. Trooper thinks she may be hard of hearing so this time he puts a little volume on his "pull over" to which she responds by just nodding and smiling but kept right on driving and knitting. State Trooper is a little "testy" by now and thinks I going to have to get a little rough with Granny so he pulls along side her and, thankfully, she has rolled down her window. Loudly and sternly he yells, "pull over" and she looks at him and sweetly smiles and says, "no a Scarf."