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fronobulax

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Me to, assuming you mean the last time Frono while cranky. :wink-new:

An often persistent state when you have to put up with things like this.

This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks "Wow, this is cool." He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He tries to go to sleep, yet he hears drums.

This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can't sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk.

When he gets there, he asks the manager, "Hey! What's with these drums. Don't they ever stop? I can't get any sleep."

The manager says, "No! Drums must never stop. It's very bad if drums stop."

"Why?"

"When drums stop...bass solo begins."

I mean no one, NO ONE!!! even wants to let me try a bass solo. Do they know something I don't?
 

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That "when drums stop..." is my all-time favourite bass player joke.

Here is another - I let you guess for a while.

"What do the bass players need the head for?"
 

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hello

Almost six in the morning - got back from gig 250miles away - good success - got home safe - sipping some beer before hitting hay.

Answer to previous post is :

"So the strap will not slip."
 
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