Thought(s) for the Day

well here we go again

A new dawn...

When you are dead you don't know you are dead. All the pain is felt by others. The same thing could be said for stupid.

What am I thinking today? God how I hate underwriters!!!

Bikerdoc said:

What am I thinking today? God how I hate underwriters!!!

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Visualize them in their Underoos:


Ooh, ooh, I feel a song comin' on!
Quick, what rhymes with "Underoos?"?

An old steam locomotive in south Georgia was stopped in a small town refilling the boiler with water. A local old timer was leaning up against a nearby building when a young preacher on the train yelled to the old timer, "anybody in this town get excited about religion?" To which the old timer replied, "them that has does." Hard to make four grammatical errors in four words but the old timer did.
May be grammatically bad but thought he was 100% accurate on his theology.

My dad had two I remember as a kid:

"You snooze you lose..."
"We are off like a herd of turtles"

Looking back, they might be conflicting thoughts