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We use a point up triangle to indicate a slow moving vehicle. Make your own jokes with that.

Hello - we have that, too.

Well - the correct answer is that woman's fart is more dangerous while it comes from behind triangle - while it should yield . . .


As for point up triangle joke - here goes. A man rushes home at lunch break and yells at the door : "Quickly - take all clothes off!" - Then he tells the woman to stand upside down in front of large mirror. The woman is puzzled but thinks the man has come up with some exciting new ideas. The man then stands behind her - looking at mirror says : " I started wondering if I should grow beard."
 

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As for point up triangle joke - here goes. A man rushes home at lunch break and yells at the door : "Quickly - take all clothes off!" - Then he tells the woman to stand upside down in front of large mirror. The woman is puzzled but thinks the man has come up with some exciting new ideas. The man then stands behind her - looking at mirror says : " I started wondering if I should grow beard."

Is she farting? I will be funnier if she farts. Every food tastes better with bacon and every joke is funnier with farts. You can take that to the bank.
 

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Is she farting? I will be funnier if she farts. Every food tastes better with bacon and every joke is funnier with farts. You can take that to the bank.
World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...-traced-back-to-1900-bc-idUSKUA14785120080731

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap," goes the joke.

Seems these Finns have a strong sense of tradition.

:glee:
 

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Hey, maybe we could train the little buggers...remember "Sea Monkeys?"
 

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Hey, maybe we could train the little buggers...remember "Sea Monkeys?"

'deed I do.

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In fact, they can be found on Amazon to this day.
Who'd-a thunk.
 

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The price went up by 25 cents but the artwork got way better, LOL

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The price went up by 25 cents but the artwork got way better, LOL

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I had some, my kids had some. I always liked how they covered up the Dad's private parts with his tail in that ad...

walrus
 

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Joke's on us. What they're trying to hide is that Sea-Monkeys have no genitals because they're genetically modified by the government!

I hope that's not too political. Is that too political?

"Don't Worry About the Government"-Talking Heads
Oops, wrong thread.
 

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Seriously, I wonder how much the guy who thought up Sea Monkeys made on them?...
 

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