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killdeer43

Post subject: The old potato trick

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:04 pm

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Good friends Joe and Bill went to the beach every day and Joe always went home with a good looking woman, while Bill always went home alone.
Bill couldn't understand and asked Joe what his secret was.
Joe said, "Well, when we go to the beach, I just put a potato in my pocket and it works every time."
Bill tried it every day for a week with no success, so he asked Joe what he might be doing wrong.
Joe checked him out and said, "Jeez, Bill, you need to put the potato in your FRONT pocket!!" :lol:

:lol:

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Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:05 pm

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:lol:

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Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:50 pm

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Joe sounds really auhtoritarian to me, a real tyrant.

a dictator, really.

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Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:11 pm

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zulu wrote:

Joe sounds really auhtoritarian to me, a real tyrant.

a dictator, really.

:lol:

:lol:

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killdeer43

Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:00 am

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zulu wrote:

a dictator, really.

Beware the inveterate punster........

:lol:

:lol:

Good one, zulu!

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Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:14 am

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zulu wrote:

Joe sounds really auhtoritarian to me, a real tyrant.

a dictator, really.

Very clever... :lol:

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Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:48 pm

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So Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead did not want their daughter to marry Sean Hannity because he is just a commentator.

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Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:55 pm

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fronobulax wrote:

So Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead did not want their daughter to marry Sean Hannity because he is just a commentator.

But can he play the tuber :?:

:?:

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killdeer43

Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:13 pm

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fronobulax wrote:

So Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead did not want their daughter to marry Sean Hannity because he is just a commentator.

:lol:

:lol:

Mr. Hannity usually comes across as more of a spud. :wink:

:wink:

Spud Hannity....I like it!

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Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:37 pm

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AlohaJoe

Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:41 pm

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killdeer43 wrote:

zulu wrote:

a dictator, really.

Beware the inveterate punster........

:lol:

:lol:

Good one, zulu!

Joe

Or those spineless bastards, the invertebrate punster.

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killdeer43

Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:33 am

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AlohaJoe wrote:

Or those spineless bastards, the invertebrate punster.

Yeah, they're the worst. :wink:

:wink:

Up north Joe

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Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:02 pm

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killdeer43 wrote:

Good friends Joe and Bill went to the beach every day
Joe

Does Bill know you're using his real name here?

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killdeer43

Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:45 pm

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adorshki wrote:

killdeer43 wrote:

Good friends Joe and Bill went to the beach every day
Joe

Does Bill know you're using his real name here?

No, his real name's William so he'll never know. :wink:

:wink:

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Post subject: Re: The old potato trick

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:12 pm

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........(his friends call hin Dick....shhhh......

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