Howdy - let's try some new ones
Screen 1 - You must be clear and firm with youth.
Screen 2 - Set clear times for coming home and going to sleep, and do not bargain about them.
Screen 3 - I'll be home from town at six in the morning, I'll sleep all day, and you've got nothing to bitch about it.
On eight day God returned and created perspective.
Screen 1 - PLÖNG
Screen 2 - "Piano is out of tune. No wonder I can't play." "I call piano-tuner."
Screen 3 - Then - "Now it is in tune." - PLING - "I still can't."