Finnish sense of humor

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- May I sell your old stuff in net?
- Nice - I'll get rid of them.

- Oh shocks! I forgot to ask WHAT he's going to sell.

- HEY! You don't.
- What?
- "For sale old bra 5€"
 

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I want to take a gynecological cell smear sample from you
 

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HORRIBLE NATURE

- Aah - finally back to south!
- Wish I could go back to north.
- Aah - finally back to north!
- Wish I could go back to south.
 

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Patron saint of magicians Holy Giuliano, patron saint of gingerbread Holy Anna and patron saint of surrealists Holy Hans.
 

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"And here we have the pride of our Cross Museum: Pirate Blackbeard and his parrot Polly were crusified on this one."
 

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The sign on fence says PARK - but what's the first part of it . . .

"So nice when they can be free and make friends with each other"
 

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Ex-beauty-queen Saija: " Angels are talking to me."

Move out if you don't like the noise.
 

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I bought vegetables as you told me.

It's not enough. You must eat them, too.
Someday, when I'm old.

At that rate you'll never get old.
F...
 

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Lucky Luke was not fast. It's just that his shadow was very slow.



For those who are not familiar with Lucky Luke. A cartoon character who "shoots faster than his shadow"

 
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Lucky Luke was not fast. It's just that his shadow was very slow.



For those who are not familiar with Lucky Luke. A cartoon caracter who "shoots faster than his shadow"


This is so wrong :mad::mad::mad:😅 Lucky Luke will never die.

I like your finnish humor, but this time the French do it better:

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Oh - looks like that lady has a an equally slow shadow, too 😅

EDIT - and surely she aint one of them Pointer Sisters either.
 
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I'll watch TV so I can forget my hemorrhoids

Forget hemorrhoids
 

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?!

Why does your bowling balla have only two holes?

My pants, if you allow me.
Yack! When was the last time they were washed?
 

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How lucky I am to be born in folkie-era . . .

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1 - How did you and daddy meet?
W-why you ask? Do you have someone you looking at?

2 - Just chatting. I thought you might be glad of this "mother-daughter-chat"

3 - We met at BASSCON
BASSCON? What the hell is BASSCON? Some Bass conference? Dang - you guys are loosers.

4 - Bi-Annual-Satanist-Sex-Cult-Orgy-Night
Lilith was born 9 months later.


5 - Mom! We came.
We brought something to eat.

6 - For Trombones of Satan! - we just buried him!

7 - And where's dads hand?
I was cutting corners a bit with the spade. One gets used to it.

8 - This must end.
" Till Death us part" is for sissies.
 
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