Darryl Hattenhauer
Venerated Member
Since New Zealand is often compared to Norway, I bring you this song by a psychiatrist in Sweden.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m5bGaR2I4bI
"Norgevisan"
written by Hasse and Tage
Trans by Hatted Frau
(spoken intro)
It's said that one shouldn't generalize
and say for example Germany isn't good.
And in most cases,
one shouldn't, I believe.
But that doesn't apply
to the land where Norwegians live.
Norway, Norway, it is a putrid land.
Norway, Norway, a damned bunch of asses.
Norwegians, Norwegians, they go fishing for lousy cod.
So if you see a wimp,
and he smells like rotten fish,
he's undoubtedly a Norwegian.
Yes, Norwegians are terrible,
so ugly and so small.
Their neckties are disgusting,
with Norwegian flowers on them.
They make themselves immature and silly
and yodel and stand around.
One asks oneself when one sees them:
"How brainless can you get?"
Norway, Norway, it never goes forward.
Norway, Norway, with its thousand homes.
Norway, Norway, you shameful stain on our earth.
A standing stench stinks
all the way down to Doggers Reef
from the Norwegian smorgasbord.
One should give a real slam
at Norway as a nation.
For they have such ugly tundra
and pricky social security.
They don't even make cars,
and their bicycles are crap,
and their only great poet,
he's called Peter Dass.
Norway, Norway, is the world's worst country.
Norwegians, Norwegians, they should be taken care of.
Norwegians, Norwegians, the people who God gave
a tendency to hopelessness, and a forehead so low
that their hats fall off.
Coastie couldn't have said it better himself.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m5bGaR2I4bI
"Norgevisan"
written by Hasse and Tage
Trans by Hatted Frau
(spoken intro)
It's said that one shouldn't generalize
and say for example Germany isn't good.
And in most cases,
one shouldn't, I believe.
But that doesn't apply
to the land where Norwegians live.
Norway, Norway, it is a putrid land.
Norway, Norway, a damned bunch of asses.
Norwegians, Norwegians, they go fishing for lousy cod.
So if you see a wimp,
and he smells like rotten fish,
he's undoubtedly a Norwegian.
Yes, Norwegians are terrible,
so ugly and so small.
Their neckties are disgusting,
with Norwegian flowers on them.
They make themselves immature and silly
and yodel and stand around.
One asks oneself when one sees them:
"How brainless can you get?"
Norway, Norway, it never goes forward.
Norway, Norway, with its thousand homes.
Norway, Norway, you shameful stain on our earth.
A standing stench stinks
all the way down to Doggers Reef
from the Norwegian smorgasbord.
One should give a real slam
at Norway as a nation.
For they have such ugly tundra
and pricky social security.
They don't even make cars,
and their bicycles are crap,
and their only great poet,
he's called Peter Dass.
Norway, Norway, is the world's worst country.
Norwegians, Norwegians, they should be taken care of.
Norwegians, Norwegians, the people who God gave
a tendency to hopelessness, and a forehead so low
that their hats fall off.
Coastie couldn't have said it better himself.