Darryl Hattenhauer
Venerated Member
A Texan, a Dutchman, and a Kiwi were sitting in a pub in Wellington, New Zealand.
"Y'know" said the Texan, "I prefer the bars back home. Why in Austin, there's a bar where the bartender will buy your 5th drink after you buy 4."
"Well" said the Dutchman, "at my favorite bar in The Hague, the bartender will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothing" said the Kiwi. "Back home in Greymouth, there's a bar called The Pink Panther. Now the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Texan and the Dutchman immediately scoff at the Kiwi's claim. But he swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Texan, "did this actually happen to you?"
"No, not me personally," said the Kiwi. "But it did happen to me sister."
"Y'know" said the Texan, "I prefer the bars back home. Why in Austin, there's a bar where the bartender will buy your 5th drink after you buy 4."
"Well" said the Dutchman, "at my favorite bar in The Hague, the bartender will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothing" said the Kiwi. "Back home in Greymouth, there's a bar called The Pink Panther. Now the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Texan and the Dutchman immediately scoff at the Kiwi's claim. But he swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Texan, "did this actually happen to you?"
"No, not me personally," said the Kiwi. "But it did happen to me sister."