Air Conditioned Cowboy Boots

[adorshki]

Dang, If only I needed a new name for a band.
I gotta get me some-a these:

 

[mushroom]

Yeah that’s my kind of genius.

 

[GGJaguar]

And if you wear jeans over the boots, no one would even know.

 

[Guildedagain]

Hell no!

 

[steve488]

Another pointless item that foolish folks will spend money for and never use.

 

[GGJaguar]

Maybe they're for line dancing.

 

[zulu]

Out west the cowboys wear these after their pedicures.

 

[HeyMikey]

Only thing missing is nail polish.

 

[GGJaguar]

Only thing missing is nail polish.

 

[adorshki]

So they'd be Dallas Cheerleader Beach Boots, then?

 

[HeyMikey]

Giddy up

 

[adorshki]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming, Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope, Not a clue", she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!'

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert,

Shoulda bought a hat.."