Darryl Hattenhauer said:
I don't think I've ever seen it. However, there's a guy in New Zealand who ebonized a maple fretboard. Made it hard to see the black position dots. I asked him why he didn't put in white dots, and he said he couldn't afjord it.
I know that joker ... lives just up the road !
Take petrified porcupine pizzle, pulverise, and add a little denatured alcohol, and 10ml of SNIBBO !!
Great also on old cat iron stoves, and a most efficacious haemorrhoid remedy apparently ! Don't know if you swallow it or apply it to the affected area.
Black dots don't occur naturally in Newsyland. They must be imported, hence the prohibitive cost. I understand there's an open-cast black dot mine somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere. Environmentalists here are very vigorous in their opposition to our only dot-mining operation. They're trying to bring it to a full stop !
