Guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, says to the bartender "I'd like to buy that douchebag at the end of the bar a drink." Bartender says "Hey, I don't appreciate you calling my clientele names like that!" Guy says "Hey it's my money, and if I say he's a douchebag, he's a douchebag!"
Bartender says fine, goes to the end of the bar "What'll you have, buddy?"
"Vinegar and water."
Bartender says fine, goes to the end of the bar "What'll you have, buddy?"
"Vinegar and water."