General Music Humor

[davismanLV]

In my days of music store repairman I once said to customer : Owner of a broken amp"
He laughed at reply - thou sad because of dead amp.

Much better than a owner of a lonely heart.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

It was reported that organizers for the 2012 London Olympics ceremony had recently asked the manager of The Who if legendary drummer Keith Moon would be able to perform at the forthcoming London Olympics Games. Who manager Bill Curbishley, told The Times how he responded to the request. 'I emailed back saying Keith now resides in Golders Green crematorium, having lived up to The Who's anthemic line 'I hope I die before I get old,' he said. 'If they have a round table, some glasses and candles, we might contact him.'

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[GAD]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[chazmo]

I'd argue that the brass section sees it the same way (nonmusicians, that is).

 

[chazmo]

I'd argue that the brass section sees it the same way (nonmusicians, that is).

I'm a trumpet player, so I'm allowed to say that.

 

[davidbeinct]

A fiddle playing friend of mine posted this on facebook. I told her I think most non musicians know what a standup bass is. They probably see it as violin, violin, mini-standup bass, standup bass.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

A fiddle playing friend of mine posted this on facebook. I told her I think most non musicians know what a standup bass is. They probably see it as violin, violin, mini-standup bass, standup bass.

Similarly, Mandolin, Mandolin, Big Mandolin, Giant Mandolin

 

[davismanLV]

 

[GAD]

I like Fiddler crabs.

 

[davismanLV]

 

[GAD]

Oh I like that. I used to say, "There are trillions of stars in our galaxy, and trillions of galaxies, and if only a 10th of those stars have planets that can support life, and if only a 10th of those planets developed intelligent life, then that means there are quintillions of intelligent beings in the universe and NONE OF THEM CARES ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM"

I didn't get invited to a lot of parties.

 

[Opsimath]

Oh I like that. I used to say, "There are trillions of stars in our galaxy, and trillions of galaxies, and if only a 10th of those stars have planets that can support life, and if only a 10th of those planets developed intelligent life, then that means there are quintillions of intelligent beings in the universe and NONE OF THEM CARES ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM"

I didn't get invited to a lot of parties.

I dunno, I like your perspective.

 

[Uke]

Agnus Dei: To play with a divinely sheepish tone.

 

[Sal]

 

[Prince of Darkness]