I'm going to love this thread ;[]
I had a Duo Sonic (went to Germany years ago) that was so routed out the neck pocket was just barely hanging on.
SG's with huge center routes, SG with both pickups moved towards the center...
You don't see too many expensive guitars like Les Paul Customs with hack mods like these, usually reserved for cheaper instruments.
Slightly unrelated but I picked up a moped from a pawnshop once where a guy had wrapped the suspension and other parts in duct tape, and then slathered epoxy over the duct tape, and in the process dripped epoxy all over the tank, fenders, speedometer, etc...
My only question is what kind of drugs cause this, with meth being pretty "high" on my radar for these unexplainable occurrences.