How it started...

[AlohaJoe]

http://imgur.com/27K39.jpg

 

[Graham]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[cjd-player]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wonder of there's a sheep flu?

Coastie :?:

 

[coastie99]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wonder of there's a sheep flu?

Coastie :?:

A sheep that flew ???

Even I wouldn't claim such a thing !

Oh ! My mistake ............ Sheep FLU !!

Yes there is ............. you can catch it from the wether !

 

[coastie99]

And, to state the obvious, you won't contract swine flu if you start to regularly apply oinkment.

My mate says he has caught it, but I reckon that he's telling porkies !

Yeah, I know ! But it's the best I can do at 0515 !

 

[eastcoastbuzz]

My buddy up in Hampton tried Coastie’s oinkment theory without success. Apparently the oinkment was rather strong and caused him to squeal.

Another buddy up in Toronto, Jim Bacon, or Canadian Bacon as I know him, says all this media attention about swine flu is pure baloney.

All I know is – the best way to cook a pig is to smoke it. And to do that correctly with proper ventilation you are going to need a swine flue.

It's 2:15 pm and I have no excuse!

 

[dogberry]

What a bunch of hams!

 

[eastcoastbuzz]

Yep! Just hams telling pigtails - Ooops, I guess it's pig tales!!

 

[JerryR]

Or telling porkies (Cockney - porkie pies + lies) :mrgreen:

 

[cjd-player]

Cockney

Jerry, you're confused again.

This has nothiong to do with roosters. :roll:

 

[eastcoastbuzz]

According to Colonel Sanders, the cockney is midway between the leg and the thigh.

 

[kitniyatran]

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All I know is – the best way to cook a pig is to smoke it. And to do that correctly with proper ventilation you are going to need a swine flue.

It's 2:15 pm and I have no excuse!

That'd take a BIG pipe, bigger than Sherlock's Meerschaum!