coastie99
Enlightened Member
People laugh at your underpants.
Your toenails go yellow.
Your ears get bigger as you age (true !).
Nasal hair !!
The high cost of optometrist's visits and correcting lenses.
Hangovers last longer.
The missus grows a beard.
Looming incontinence !!!!!!!!
All the pretty young things are putting out, and they didn't when you were a teen !
Your taxes are subsidising useless bastards who make a career out of welfare.
Your doctors only a little older than your grand-kids, and he doesn't wear a suit.
Counter jerks in music stores know shit-all.
The fear of all the temptations out there to lure your grandchildren.
P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't believe how old your heroes are now.
You get cranky and fall in love with Cher.
Deadshit kids badmouth your favourite music.
Come on in folks.............
Your toenails go yellow.
Your ears get bigger as you age (true !).
Nasal hair !!
The high cost of optometrist's visits and correcting lenses.
Hangovers last longer.
The missus grows a beard.
Looming incontinence !!!!!!!!
All the pretty young things are putting out, and they didn't when you were a teen !
Your taxes are subsidising useless bastards who make a career out of welfare.
Your doctors only a little older than your grand-kids, and he doesn't wear a suit.
Counter jerks in music stores know shit-all.
The fear of all the temptations out there to lure your grandchildren.
P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't believe how old your heroes are now.
You get cranky and fall in love with Cher.
Deadshit kids badmouth your favourite music.
Come on in folks.............