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•We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages …… Metamucil and Ensure.

•You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.

•Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
 
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•The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

•You know you’re over 50 when you have ‘upstairs ibuprofen’ and ‘downstairs ibuprofen’.

•It’s weird being the same age as old people.

•Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making. It’s true. I went for a run this morning and decided I’m never going again.
 
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Guildedagain said:
•Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
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'At's where a snorkel comes in handy. I keep one next to my John Lennon Peace Chuck High-tops.
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Dang. They were up to $1200.00 a couple-a years ago.

Got one pair new unworn in a sealed tubby, using the first pair for regular use now. :D

Vintage. None of this Pop Action Shoe BS. :devilish:
 
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