Perhaps not of the best taste but.....

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Graham said:
Dear Abby,

I am a 13 year old girl from Hamilton, ON and I am still a virgin.

Do you think my brothers are gay? :shock:


Fixed that for ya, Grahmmy. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bet you won't be showing yer face in Kaintuck fer a while Grammy :mrgreen:

Maybe her brothers were much younger than her :?:

I work in Swindon - about the highest teenage pregancy rate in the UK. Local saying "What do you call a 30 year old woman pushing a baby buggy?"

"Gran :!: "
 

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Hey Graham warch out. I found this.... Steffan :lol:

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'
The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some a-hole poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...



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As long as we're already in bad taste, I'll pose this rhetorical question: (sorry, kcj)

If a couple in Kentucky gets divorced, can they still be brother and sister? :lol:
 

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So the boy was a goin' t get married. His father knew his son was young and inexperienced so felt the need to offer some fatherly advice, which was, 'Son, on your wedding night, when you go to bed, rub her belly and say "I love you, I love you".
After the ceremony and the young couple were lying in bed, he remembered his fathers advice, so he rubbed her belly and said "I love you, I love you", where upon she moaned and said, "lower, lower'. The young man was now feeling encouraged and replied in his most manly and deepest voice, "I love you, I love you." :lol: Steffan
 
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