Relic in a can

[AcornHouse]

I’ve been seeing this show up in various Instagram posts as people show test sprays of this. Why bother to actually play the guitar when you can make it look like it in one easy application.

Now how are Murphy Labs supposed to extort ridiculous amounts of money for phony wear?!? Hunh? Did anyone think of them? Who’s gonna pay for their yachts now? Bet you didn’t even consider that!

 

[GGJaguar]

Gluboost? Gotta be a money maker.

 

[AcornHouse]

Gluboost? Gotta be a money maker.

Gluboost is one of those company’s, like Total Boat epoxy, that know the ways of modern marketing and saturate the ether by sponsoring as many of the high volume YouTube/Instagram/etc. channels as possible.

 

[walrus]

I'd worry I'd spray some on myself by mistake!

walrus

 

[Teleguy61]

Gluboost is one of those company’s, like Total Boat epoxy, that know the ways of modern marketing and saturate the ether by sponsoring as many of the high volume YouTube/Instagram/etc. channels as possible.

That sentence is completed with "while not providing a product with any discernible or replicable utility".