When better ain't always better...
You: Did ya hear what happened to Billy?
Me: No. What?
You: Died. Tragically.
Me: What? How?
You: Mack Truck.
Me. No! I thought with that newfangled "ear cone" fixed his hearing.
You: It did! That weren't the trouble.
Me: So what happened?
You: Peripheral vision, son. He never saw what hit him.