Time for some guitarist jokes...

[GAD]

 

[GGJaguar]

There's gotta be a rocket launcher button in there somewhere.

 

[JohnW63]

Maybe a drummer ejection seat button?

 

[Rocky]

BC Rich?

 

[GAD]

BC Rich?

Nah - not enough knobs!

 

[walrus]

Assuming it's real, I think it's pretty cool in it's outrageous complexity. If all those mods - whatever they are - really work, I would be very very impressed.

But I'm thinking my right forearm is going to need stitches if I played it for any length of time.

 

[Rocky]

Nah - not enough knobs!

Well it was either that or an Alembicized Starfire bass.

 

[GAD]

What in the...?



This is from an advertisement for strings! Which aparently come "packaged" like this?



I'm tempted to get a set and write a review that they broke my guitar in half, but I guess that's what they were advertised for.

 

[walrus]

What in the...?



This is from an advertisement for strings! Which aparently come "packaged" like this?



I'm tempted to get a set and write a review that they broke my guitar in half, but I guess that's what they were advertised for.

See "About this item":

"PERFECT for the TRAVELING MUSICIAN: Enjoy our quality and long-lasting guitar strings that is perfect for traveling. Journey Instruments guitar strings will provide the most enjoyable and comfortable sounds you've ever experienced. Made for Journey Instruments Collapsible Guitars with 90 Day warranty".

 

[GGJaguar]

Debris impact? Does that include asteroid impact?

 

[GAD]

Debris impact? Does that include asteroid impact?

Clearly not a direct impact. Only ejecta from the blast will be considered for warranty claims.

 

[Guildedagain]

Does it terminate?

 

[Guildedagain]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

When you order you pickups from wish.com!

 

[Nuuska]

Bottom left - be carefull - or you might end carrying and loading and fixing and driving etc - instead of having a drink . . .

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[JohnW63]

Bingo! ^