What's the difference ...

[poser]

What's the difference between God and a concert pianist?




- - - - - - God doesn't think he's a concert pianist.

 

[gjmalcyon]

I have a cousin who is a concert pianist (The National Symphony, Boston Pops, etc.), and is famed in the family for his substantial ego.

And this joke is going to him.

Right now.

 

[walrus]

Good one!

walrus

 

[Nuuska]

Howdy

Since we are joking . . . .

What does an illiterate agnostic - suffering of insomnia - do at night ???

If nobody knows I´ll reveal it tomorrow

 

[F312]

What's the hardest thing to do on guitar,


...make money.

Ralph

 

[davismanLV]

HAAAAAA HAAAAAA!! That's funny. Now I have to wait for Nuuska's answer......

 

[poser]

That's not funny it's the truth! My wife sometimes comes home from a gig and says, "I made ones of dollars!" :laughing:

 

[fronobulax]

Howdy

Since we are joking . . . .

What does an illiterate agnostic - suffering of insomnia - do at night ???

If nobody knows I´ll reveal it tomorrow

The same thing the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac does? ;-)

 

[Nuuska]

As promised

He lays awake wondering "Is there a dog?"

 

[gjmalcyon]

He lays awake wondering "Is there a dog?"

Almost caught me with a mouth full of sparkling water, which would have made a mess of my laptop.

Well played.

 

[GuildFS4612CE]