I just heard that some terrorists are holding thirty banjo players hostage... they're threatening to release one every six hours until their demands are met!
A disheveled man accosted me at a bus terminal the other day and asked me for a couple of dollars to get a drink. I started to hand him the money, but then I said, "Wait a minute... how do I know you won't spend this on food?'
A disheveled man accosted me at a bus terminal the other day and asked me for a couple of dollars to get a drink. I started to hand him the money, but then I said, "Wait a minute... how do I know you won't spend this on food?'