That's us
Finnish temperature chart
+15?C
People in Spain start wearing cap, gloves and quilted jackets
Finns sunbathe
+10?C
French are in vain trying to turn on their central heating
Finns are planting flowers
+5?C
Italian cars won't start
Finns are enjoying their convertibles
0?C
Water freezes
Water in the rivers of Helsinki turns a just a little bit thicker
-5?C
First victims of cold are reported in California
Finns end their Midsummer celebration
-10?C
Scotsmen turn the heat on at their houses
Finns put on their long sleeved shirts
-20?C
Swedes stay firmly indoors
Finns end the barbeque season
-30?C
Half of the Greeks freeze to death
Finns begin to dry the laundry indoors
-40?C
All the fake Santa Clauses move to South
Finnish military cancel their winter manoeuvres due the too warm wather
-50?C
Danes chatter off their teeth
Finns rent DVD's and stay indoors
-60?C
Polar bears evacuate the North Pole
Finnish military winter manoeuvres starts
-70?C
People living in Siberia move to Moscow
Finns get ****ed of because Finlandia Vodka can't be kept cold outdoors
-273,15?C
Absolue Zero
Finns say to each other: "Damn it's cold out there!"
-300?C
Hell freezes over
Finland wins the Eurovision song contest
I copy-pasted this - so spelling errors are not mine . . .