West R Lee
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Sometime back, I discovered that my son and all of his baseball buddies.....um ah....well, shaved their groins. With his buddies present, I couldn't miss the opportunity to jack with him a bit, so I thought I'd try and embarrass him.
Dad: Greg, are you still shaving your n_ts?
Greg: Well, yes.
Dad: Just out of curiosity, why do y'all do that? Trying to make it look bigger or what?
Greg: Nah, it's just a thing we do.
Dad: That's got to get uncomfortable when you've got the nubs and it's hot outside?
At this point his buddies are getting down, so I'm loving it.
Dad: Aren't you afraid you'll cut something down their with your hand razor?
Greg: I don't use one, I use an electric.
Dad: But you don't have an electric razor.
Greg: Nope, but you do.
I chased him around the house a bit, but not a chance of catching him.
West
Dad: Greg, are you still shaving your n_ts?
Greg: Well, yes.
Dad: Just out of curiosity, why do y'all do that? Trying to make it look bigger or what?
Greg: Nah, it's just a thing we do.
Dad: That's got to get uncomfortable when you've got the nubs and it's hot outside?
At this point his buddies are getting down, so I'm loving it.
Dad: Aren't you afraid you'll cut something down their with your hand razor?
Greg: I don't use one, I use an electric.
Dad: But you don't have an electric razor.
Greg: Nope, but you do.
I chased him around the house a bit, but not a chance of catching him.
West