So the boy was a goin' t get married. His father knew his son was young and inexperienced so felt the need to offer some fatherly advice, which was, 'Son, on your wedding night, when you go to bed, rub her belly and say "I love you, I love you".
After the ceremony and the young couple were lying in bed, he remembered his fathers advice, so he rubbed her belly and said "I love you, I love you", where upon she moaned and said, "lower, lower'. The young man was now feeling encouraged and replied in his most manly and deepest voice, "I love you, I love you." :lol: Steffan