bluesypicky
Enlightened Member
Are they long enough to make a club? :shock:Dr Izza Plumber said:Welp, they manufacture golf clubs and all manner of things using dried bull sexual organs.
Them bulls gotta be from Texas..... :lol:
Are they long enough to make a club? :shock:Dr Izza Plumber said:Welp, they manufacture golf clubs and all manner of things using dried bull sexual organs.
You be the judge:bluesypicky said:Are they long enough to make a club? :shock:Dr Izza Plumber said:Welp, they manufacture golf clubs and all manner of things using dried bull sexual organs.
Dr Izza Plumber said:Welp, they manufacture golf clubs and all manner of things using dried bull sexual organs.
Perhaps the time has come to use those same respective organs for bridge pins, and of course the saddle and nut.
OK.....I'm headed into My corner.........they know Me there. :lol:
Silly me...... how did I not think about typing "bull penises" in the google search bar?...... :roll:adorshki said:You be the judge:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 27458#:lol:
Y'gotta remember my night job...a little imagination comes in handy. Your night job obviously calls on a whole different set of talents. Oh and by the way the trick was "dried bull penises". Actually I was expecting to find canes made out of 'em but that one popped up first, so to speak, and was so much more apropos, anyway! :lol:bluesypicky said:Silly me...... how did I not think about typing "bull penises" in the google search bar?...... :roll:
So many dessicated d-cks. So little time.wontox said:Regarding natural bridge pins, maybe dessicated units from smaller animals, such as hamsters or moles, might fit without any whittling or alteration.
I write hyperbolic ads for ebay listers and other persons of dubious character.wontox said:What is your night job, Al, and can you play your Guilds there?
Wontox
Well now there's a diff between hyperbole and outright misrepresention but I like to blur the line a little bit. You're on the right track though.wontox said:You write Ebays ads, eh,
You mean like: Fabulous###### guitar for sale...fantastically chipped and pitted body/neck —sporting extravagantly high string-to-fret action that will pose a marvelous challenge for musicians at any skill level. Wontox
adorshki said:You probbly knew this place was a little crazy before you joined though, right? :lol:
adorshki said:wontox said:YAS YOU NO THEIR IS NOTHING LIEK A WESTERN GILD TO BLOW THAT BANJO PLAYER OUT THE DOOR.
I love that, Mark Twain once said that a gentleman is someone who can play banjo but doesn't.
Personally, I don't care much to jam with that particular instrument, just twangs me right the heck out.
Hi Ccozad. Regarding the brass pins on the Guild, very cool looking—if they enhance the tone, even better.
Wontox
Somehow, this had me rolling on the floor. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:wontox said:Mark Twain once said that a gentleman is someone who can play banjo but doesn't.Wontox
adorshki said:wontox said:You write Ebays ads, eh,
"LIKE NEW GUILD GUITAR. RARE SEAFOAM GREEN COLOR IS HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE. AWESOME )
When you want to sell it I'll write your ad for free. Just $250.00 to cover the listing expenses and internet access costs.wontox said:adorshki said:wontox said:I love seafoam green too, BTW. Maybe I'll take my D40 to Maaco's for a custom SFG spray; do the binding in gold stripe—create a "Chrysallis" model, install pins carved of whale coprolite, stencil butterly wings on the back. You guys would all be so envious.
Wontox