Geezer deterrent metal

[guildman63]

Thanks Z... but as Joe pointed out: I have to cater to my female audience. :cool-new:
I got so few of them, it's all about retention.

:laughing:

Prunes or raisins may help with your retention problem. :indecisiveness:

 

[ladytexan]

Stellar, Pascal!

 

[bluesypicky]

Stellar, Pascal!

Thank you Toni! :redface:

 

[SouthernSounds]

Bruno,

I thought I'd give you a little boost of motivation for your long and arduous journey on foot to FL, here's what's coming next to BP's pad:

Oops! I did it again. :laughing:

:hopelessness: :dejection: :disgust:

Uh-Oh, you sinner. I think I will have to reevaluate my strategies: I had underappreciated the situation. Your case is more serious than what I thought. I may have to ask for some help...

Looking forward to the next vid, Pascal! :eagerness:

A hug,
B.

 

[adorshki]

:hopelessness: :dejection: :disgust:

Uh-Oh, you sinner. I think I will have to reevaluate my strategies: I had underappreciated the situation. Your case is more serious than what I thought. I may have to ask for some help...

I've seen cases less severe than this require an excorcism.
I can assist.
I'm also a licensed veterinary dental assistant.
"No pain, no gain."

 

[SouthernSounds]

I've seen cases less severe than this require an excorcism.
I can assist.
I'm also a licensed veterinary dental assistant.
"No pain, no gain."

I was thinking about something like that, Al. Glad to know you can help me out on this. :encouragement:

As I'm going by foot, instead of going to CA, could we meet somewhere in KS and then head to FL? I mean, it would be a straight line, for me, going up from Mexico. On the other hand, could we avail of your Milan? That would alleviate the last part of my trip...

So far, I don't know how we could use your knowledge, but it's good to have such knowledge available. :friendly_wink:

All the best,
B.

 

[adorshki]

As I'm going by foot, instead of going to CA, could we meet somewhere in KS and then head to FL? I mean, it would be a straight line, for me, going up from Mexico. On the other hand, could we avail of your Milan? That would alleviate the last part of my trip...

I was thinking more along the lines of getting jobs with UPS and using compnay trucks. We could still meet in Kansas and proceed from there. The uniforms would also be perfect disguises allowing us to catch him by surprise since he's expecting a delivery anyway.
Oh wait, do you think he heard that?
Nahhh....he's probably got his earplugs on.

So far, I don't know how we could use your knowledge, but it's good to have such knowledge available. :friendly_wink:

Yeah I get that from my boss all the time, too.
One of the primary tasks of a VDA is to hold the subject down while waiting for anesthesia to take effect, or even more importantly, when anesthesia isn't actually applied.
I have some highly specialized equipment at my disposal as well:

 

[SouthernSounds]

I was thinking more along the lines of getting jobs with UPS and using compnay trucks. We could still meet in Kansas and proceed from there. The uniforms would also be perfect disguises allowing us to catch him by surprise since he's expecting a delivery anyway.
Oh wait, do you think he heard that?
Nahhh....he's probably got his earplugs on.

Good idea, Al. I have a friend that works for UPS, here in Chile. I'll see if we can make some arrangements for when I get there.

And yeah, you're right. I don't think he can hear us. He must be playing one of those guitars, so we are somewhat covered.

Yeah I get that from my boss all the time, too.

Ha ha ha...

I have some highly specialized equipment at my disposal as well

Cool! I did a quick search on google to have a look to some of your implements, but what I see now is quite surprising. I think we will have a great success in this case. :eagerness:

All the best,
B.

 

[bluesypicky]

This horse looks pretty stoned! I want me some of that!
So what time you guys think you'll get here?

:welcoming:

 

[Zelja]

Whoa, there's gonna be an LTG "intervention" for Pascal!! Any documentary film makers on board?

 

[SouthernSounds]

This horse looks pretty stoned! I want me some of that!

I think Al could have something, maybe not that strong, somewhere around Santana's strings. I'll let him know anyways...

So what time you guys think you'll get here? :welcoming:

Well, we can't tell you precisely, 'cause it would not be fun. Nonetheless, we will be there when you least expect it. :hororr:

All the best,
B.

 

[SouthernSounds]

Whoa, there's gonna be an LTG "intervention" for Pascal!! Any documentary film makers on board?

If someone is willing to volunteer, you can reach Al or me through PM. I'm sure it could be an exemplary measure for all those heretic members around here...

Thanks for the idea, Z.! :friendly_wink:

All the best,
B.

 

[adorshki]

This horse looks pretty stoned! I want me some of that!

I could give it to you but it would kill you.
Then your immortal sould would still be in Gibson's clutches.
Can't let that happen.

Well, we can't tell you precisely, 'cause it would not be fun. Nonetheless, we will be there when you least expect it.

Right, critical element of surprise has been lost. My bad.
Now thinking we report the subject to the FBI for possible posession of endangered wood in the form of a Gibson guitar, and follow them in on the raid.
Oh snap, I said that out loud again, didn't I?
Oh well, my newspaper reporter friend's got a headline all ready to go:
"French blues musician's endgangered wood seized, held by FBI."

 

[bluesypicky]

"French blues musician's endangered wood seized, held by FBI."

...talking about getting a herd of hysterical girls trampling my front yard... that's not gonna help. :ambivalence:

 

[GAD]

Heh... "endangered wood"...

 

[ladytexan]

"French blues musician's endangered wood seized, held by FBI."

<----French blue(s) :witless:

 

[adorshki]

...talking about getting a herd of hysterical girls trampling my front yard... that's not gonna help. :ambivalence:

What does Frono always say? "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!"
And watch out for this one:

 

[bluesypicky]

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

That one is a classic, I had seen it before.

It also is the reason for Frono's long struggle with depression, (and heavy drug use) in his vain quest for a sense of purpose.

Fro: I hope our love for you, albeit platonic, helps relieve some of your suffering, having to deal with acute lack of recognition on a daily basis, as a sub par member of societ... errr... I mean as a bass player.

 

[adorshki]

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

That one is a classic, I had seen it before.

It also is the reason for Frono's long struggle with depression, (and heavy drug use) in his vain quest for a sense of purpose.

Fro: I hope our love for you, albeit platonic, helps relieve some of your suffering, having to deal with acute lack of recognition on a daily basis, as a sub par member of societ... errr... I mean as a bass player.

I bet it's nothing a good dentist couldn't cure.
Besides, he's got family.
We all know how important family is for maintaining optimum stress.

 

[adorshki]

BY the way, since learning of your plans to sell the Bluesbird, I've given up on the possibility of excorcising your own demons. It's w--a-a-y too far gone for that.
I dread comimg upon this in the post office, but I fear it's just a matter of time:

WANTED
For Cruelty to Guitars and Possession of Endangered Wood
Pascal "Bluesypicky" de Guild d'Or