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All my drinking buddies have died.
Get some new ones.

Great idea!
What did I blurt?!

I meant SOBER buddies!
I'm already in the pub and can't hear you.
 

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Is that your stomach growling?
It is a long fart.


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


And I'm not going to sleep under this blanket.
What you said? I can't hear.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 

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I never go to toilet while a theatre show is on.

When Tsehov "Seagull" was on - I went to WC three times

Other actors got nervous
 

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I've been thinking . . .
Oh no!

When was the last time we had a profound conversation?
This is what I have been afraid of!

So really good about our relationship and thoughts!
Should I jump?
 

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Well, the pastor! I'll say something nice, so I get to go to heaven.

Hello. How is Jesus?
?!

I have a hunch, that I'm going to go to hell.
?!
 

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HORRIBLE NATURE


How is it when you get old?

I suppose your fur gets gray.
You can't cath rabbits anymore.

Females don't look at you.
Peeing is difficult.

Eyesight gets worse.
And hearing.
Your feet don't rise anymore.

...

Doesn't it either?!
WHAT?! What did he say?
 

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... and there the german player clearly pushed . . .

. . . so he gets penalty

-
 

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... and there the german player clearly pushed . . .

. . . so he gets penalty

-

Lots of ambiguity for me. If the German is wearing blue and has the penalty called on them, then the joke is blatant bias by the referee. If the German is wearing blue then perhaps the joke is that the other player inflicted something far worse than an in game penalty? If the German player is in red then is there some irony about whether a penalty actually occurred?
 

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Lots of ambiguity for me. If the German is wearing blue and has the penalty called on them, then the joke is blatant bias by the referee. If the German is wearing blue then perhaps the joke is that the other player inflicted something far worse than an in game penalty? If the German player is in red then is there some irony about whether a penalty actually occurred?


Well - this one was a bit tricky - because the translation is not straightforward - but the player with yellow shirt and blue trousers is the one who gets the penalty - and in last picture the penalty is showed.

In finnish the expression is RANGAISTUSPOTKU = PENALTY KICK - meaning the opposite team gets to kick the ball ( not balls ) - and while I could not finf a relevant expression due to my limited english skills I ended with the translation above.

Hope this explains it 😅


I'm terrible with sports ☹
 

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Lots of ambiguity for me. If the German is wearing blue and has the penalty called on them, then the joke is blatant bias by the referee. If the German is wearing blue then perhaps the joke is that the other player inflicted something far worse than an in game penalty? If the German player is in red then is there some irony about whether a penalty actually occurred?
I think you’re over-thinking this one. :)
 

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OK. If the last panel is the penalty kick after the infraction then I can see a joke. But "German" is a red herring and every Olympics time Americans get bombarded with allegations of national bias by Olympic judges so...

Maybe if I watched more futbol than football I'd have seen it.
 

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OK - so time to go back to them bunnies.

HORRIBLE NATURE

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Look at them . . .

I wonder if we, too get to be the kind of couple, who has nothing to say to each other anymore, when we get old?

Let's hope so.
 
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